Exquisite Corpse? anyone?
write a line or phrase - or some bathroom graffitti and I’ll arc weld it into a story
"Jade would never fuck me. He said I’m too dirty. He said I remind him of his third ex-wife. He reminds me of my first."
- thedailydoodles said: I do love this picture, as well. —DMC
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- thedailydoodles answered: Was it all worth it?
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- la-china-doll answered: You’re a wizard!
- nochymozg answered: Look ma! I’m riding a sea monkeyhorsething!
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- middleclasstrash answered: I saw a motor in a chicken cop and thought of you…
- hookersoncrack answered: It’s hard to tell
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- excellentdevice answered: All the gin joints in all the world were recently diagnosed with adult onset osteoarthritis.
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- dontstopbereaving answered: The human form, man. God is good.
- ravenhallow answered: There once was a man with a crotch-seahorse, with a snakelady out of his back he could force…
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- seaugrateau answered: I cut my shorts crooked.
- oati answered: They usually do that surgery right away, but Ginger said, “No. That baby’s special.”
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- sorryyourheinous answered: "There’s no such thing as heat stroke."
- paganlovefest answered: "What have we here?" said the man. "A gallon of buttermilk, two bottles of vinegar, and a dead porn star."
- iwasateenagetherewolf answered: But it wasn’t for lack of trying.
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- maybenotboring answered: "It took seven years—and three crates of turnips—but we finally got Petey his prom date."
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