June 9, 2011
hookersorcake:

Exquisite Corpse? anyone?
write a line or phrase - or some bathroom graffitti and I’ll arc weld it into a story
?

"Jade would never fuck me.  He said I’m too dirty.  He said I remind him of his third ex-wife.  He reminds me of my first."

hookersorcake:

Exquisite Corpse? anyone?

write a line or phrase - or some bathroom graffitti and I’ll arc weld it into a story

?

"Jade would never fuck me.  He said I’m too dirty.  He said I remind him of his third ex-wife.  He reminds me of my first."

  1. thedailydoodles said: I do love this picture, as well. —DMC
  2. thedailydoodles answered: Was it all worth it?
  3. la-china-doll answered: You’re a wizard!
  4. nochymozg answered: Look ma! I’m riding a sea monkeyhorsething!
  5. 405 reblogged this from hookersorcake and added:
    "Jade would never fuck me. He said I’m too dirty. He said I remind him of his third ex-wife. He reminds me of my first."
  6. middleclasstrash answered: I saw a motor in a chicken cop and thought of you…
  7. hookersoncrack answered: It’s hard to tell
  8. excellentdevice answered: All the gin joints in all the world were recently diagnosed with adult onset osteoarthritis.
  9. dontstopbereaving answered: The human form, man. God is good.
  10. ravenhallow answered: There once was a man with a crotch-seahorse, with a snakelady out of his back he could force…
  11. seaugrateau answered: I cut my shorts crooked.
  12. oati answered: They usually do that surgery right away, but Ginger said, “No. That baby’s special.”
  13. sorryyourheinous answered: "There’s no such thing as heat stroke."
  14. paganlovefest answered: "What have we here?" said the man. "A gallon of buttermilk, two bottles of vinegar, and a dead porn star."
  15. iwasateenagetherewolf answered: But it wasn’t for lack of trying.
  16. maybenotboring answered: "It took seven years—and three crates of turnips—but we finally got Petey his prom date."
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